Thursday, November 09, 2006

I'M A WHAT?

One Of Those Silly "What Sort of {Fill In The Blank} Are You?" Quizzes That Actually Makes Sense, of A Sort.

You scored as A college textbook. You're an authority on something, you just know it. Everyone else does, too, but that doesn't mean they like you. Since you think very highly of everything you say, you charge a pretty penny to entertain your listeners. Those forced to pay do so grudgingly and try to defray the costs of learning from you by selling portions of their access to your charms to others. As a result of this speedy dissemination of your knowledge, you constantly add to your repertoire--and then hike your price. Despite your usefullness, which is rarely in doubt, nobody likes you. They find you didactic, boring and irrelevant--but still necessary.

A college textbook

61%

A classic novel

61%

A coloring book

57%

A paperback romance novel

54%

Poetry

32%

An electronics user's manual

29%

The back of a froot loops box

25%

Your Literary Personality
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What I find interesting is the fact that I tied for a Classic Novel and was barely ahead of a Coloring Book or a Paperback Romance Novel. Go figure.

If Anyone Cares, Here's The Classic Novel Blurb

You scored as A classic novel. Almost everyone showers praise upon you for your depth and enduring relevance. According to your acolytes, everything you say is timeless, erudite and meaingful. Of course, none of them actually listen to you. Nobody listens to you at all, but it's fashionable to claim you as a friend. Fond of obscure words, antiquated notions and libraries, you never have a problem finding someone to hang out with. The fact that they end up using you to balance their kitchen tables is an unfortunate side effect, but you're used to being used for others' benefit. Oh the burden of being Great.

A college textbook

61%

A classic novel

61%

A coloring book

57%

A paperback romance novel

54%

Poetry

32%

An electronics user's manual

29%

The back of a froot loops box

25%


Your Literary Personality
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I kind of agree with this one, too. Geez, no wonder no one reads this thing.

2 comments:

Gideon said...

Maybe if you posted a little more often ;) I mean, c'mon, nothing since February!

sarah said...

I think nobody can be brief as like your post!

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